1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:07,420 Comm's....... this is DS Haynes from Bristol and Avon, I'm looking for information on an alias known as "The Dean". 2 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:08,700 I'll call you back 3 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:15,450 What's you thinkin'? - She was thinking how she can save our lives 4 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:18,780 by promising we'll pay every penny back in eight weeks with interest 5 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,660 washed and folded....that can't be done 6 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:24,740 but you, you're a drug dealer you, your rich aren't you? - Shut up 7 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:26,940 You don't know me look around 8 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,660 my crib is a garage at the end of my mom's garden 9 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:33,500 You have things..... your TV 10 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,500 those trainers, you could sell your car 11 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,380 Hello Mr Dean, here's a second than Range and a flat screen TV 12 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:40,380 we good? 13 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:43,540 and I got family to provide for 14 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,060 what I earn it goes to my Fam 15 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,260 six is a lot of mouths to feed and are you forgettin' 16 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:52,060 ...feds nailed me for making you do my community service 17 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,380 if they send me to pen and we aint paid 18 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,740 The Dean will have his people inside do me a thing 19 00:00:56,980 --> 00:01:00,740 straight. you didn't save our necks 20 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:02,380 You put 'em in a noose! 21 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:07,020 maybe I can ask my parent's help - they work in that kind of money? 22 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:07,700 No.....but 23 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,740 I dunno maybe they can raise it - If we get them involved we make them complicit 24 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,620 do you have a better idea then? 25 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:15,140 yeah 26 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,220 we go to the feds 27 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:22,340 man I aint making no deal with the feds... - what choice do we have? 28 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,660 we lay it out there 29 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:27,820 We tell the Feds and let them protect us - Man I aint snitchin' 30 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,900 It's better than digging your own shallow grave 31 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,780 He's right, I have the number of a policewoman... 32 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:36,100 we could call and then we can just finish this 33 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:56,420 Hank 34 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,740 HI this is Rani Rekowski 35 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,260 Rani, how are you? 36 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,340 well...uh...that's why I'm calling 37 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:04,500 okay 38 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,940 I just had something 39 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,220 important I needed to tell you 40 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,020 but I'm not sure I should be telling you 41 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:15,620 on the phone 42 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:18,500 What's this about? 43 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,700 Rani you still there? - Can you give me a second please? 44 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:32,900 hello 45 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,700 Rani what do you want to tell me? 46 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,300 I wanted to tell you that I'm completing my payback hours 47 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,940 and I'm staying out of trouble 48 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:44,820 keeping me head down 49 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:46,780 glad to hear it 50 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,980 okay thanks 51 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:49,940 Bye 52 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:02,900 Rani? - Comm's, you're enquiring about "The Dean"? 53 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,220 yes, yes I was - that information's classified 54 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:08,260 you don't have clearance - clearance? 55 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:09,700 Thankyou for your enquiry 56 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,300 Say something 57 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:00,140 I say 58 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,660 we don't pay call his bluff...boom! 59 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:04,500 he knows where we live 60 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:09,380 and my family and Ben's Sister....Boom! - He's already threatened to hurt them 61 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:11,580 same if we go to the police - look we have 62 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:14,820 eight weeks, you three have to get the money back 63 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:19,420 I told you we've spent it - On what? - The Bristol justice collective 64 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:22,300 still don't understand what it is revolutionaries actually need 65 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:25,580 by the way, apart from berets and some twat on a guitar 66 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:30,500 New website, new minibus, new staff, new offices! - fifteen types of milk propably 67 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,660 Oh right and what did you spend yours on? - I put mine into my business as you well know 68 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,540 the one that you just got fired from? 69 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,140 great save! - What did you spend your cut on Frank? 70 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:41,500 My Daughter's mortgage, it's killing her 71 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,780 I had to help! - So you haven't helped in forty years 72 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,260 but you couldn't wait eight more weeks to grow a conscience? 73 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,780 you guys are just gonna save yourselves 74 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:51,380 and let our loved ones die? 75 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,140 Christian Taylor 76 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,060 What about him? - If he has to do jail time 77 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:03,260 for making Ben do his CS, he won't be around to run his drug operation 78 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:09,620 we are not becoming drug dealers - absolutely not - I've done some grifts in my time, but not that 79 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:13,620 tell me it isn't a good way to make big money fast - Rani! 80 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,260 It's eight weeks and then it's over 81 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:15,860 why not 82 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:19,580 cause drugs have ruined the lives of everyone I've loved - no one is dealing 83 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,420 drugs 84 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:21,740 okay 85 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,860 Geez I'll get another loan 86 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:24,620 some how! 87 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,220 alright then, just have to ask RG for the money back...somehow 88 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,140 I'll see, I'll see what I can do 89 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:34,460 Sir you wanted see us? 90 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:40,100 How many times have you call comm's today? 91 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:40,980 I haven't 92 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:45,540 You? - about five or six times - but which is it five or six? 93 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,340 six... - twelve times, you've been red flagged 94 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:52,020 red flagged? - for pestering them about someone called "The Dean" 95 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,620 even though you've been repeatedly told to stand down 96 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:56,420 now stand down 97 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:00,900 with respect Sir 98 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,780 why am I'm being stonewalled 99 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,500 now treading on Scotland yard's size tens 100 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:15,620 "The Dean" is London big time, tied to international syndicates 101 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:20,740 for two years the Met have been tracking him, building a case - so why haven't they arrested him then 102 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,140 he's got good trade craft never handles 103 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:25,060 product or money directly impossible to pin him 104 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:28,460 with anything - we can help, he's running county lines into Bristol 105 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,420 if that were the case the met would know about it 106 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,540 would they? if The Dean's so careful 107 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,300 and it's not like they show and tell with us so we wouldn't know 108 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:42,260 what have you got? - The Dean has a local foot soldier called Christian Taylor 109 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,620 Taylor's about to do time for violating probation my hunch is 110 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:49,140 if we can flip him, he could give us The Dean 111 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:57,300 but my hunch is that you're ambitious and you think if you can nail someone the met can't that's your ticket out of bristol - I won't apologize for being ambitious, Sir 112 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,300 but if we do land The Dean that's national news 113 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:03,780 we all take a bow - Now if you're snooping blows London's case 114 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,580 we'll spend the rest of our days shooing seagulls of Bristol Docks 115 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:11,540 Is that how you see your future? - I stand by my partner Sir! 116 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,860 just to confirm are you telling us to stand down Sir 117 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,340 I'm telling you 118 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:19,700 tread carefully 119 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,620 I hope you know what you're doing? I hate seagulls 120 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,500 they're like rats with wings 121 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:51,980 are you going to talk about it? 122 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,060 Mmm? - last night you walked out on our dinner party 123 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:56,980 yeah sorry I had to Uh.... 124 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:00,140 pop but back to the office - at ten o'clock? 125 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,500 we've uh....stop doing that....look at me 126 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:05,700 what is going on with you? 127 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,100 I um.... 128 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:11,940 I realized 129 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,900 you know I've been working this job nineteen years 130 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,620 nineteen years because when I when I first started 131 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,740 personal assistants we're still good secretaries 132 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:25,220 you know you could still ask 'em to make you a cup of tea and not wind up in a tribunal 133 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:32,300 nineteen years I mean that is that is a lot of dress down Fridays and and and signing birthday cards 134 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,140 and that's why 135 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,740 yesterday we decided that uh.... 136 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:42,100 I need a change - We? - Dan and I...yeah 137 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:42,740 we..Uh.... 138 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,740 we talked it through and Um.. 139 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,420 I'm getting a new job 140 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,220 I'm going to get a different job, a job that's 141 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:56,740 For me - What job? - I don't know yet I've got feelers out and I'm excited for this new chapter 142 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:02,540 buzzing! - you didn't think you ought to discuss this with me? - I am discussing it with you, I'm discussing it with you right now 143 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,740 this is going to impact us financially - No 144 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,900 School fees - No - the ski trip - No...listen 145 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:12,140 because I'm gonna take my nineteen years of management experience 146 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,060 and I will breeze into another job 147 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:15,860 John 148 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:20,700 did your father fire you? - What? no that's.... 149 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,700 ludicrous - you can tell me if he did 150 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,780 I would, he didn't, it was mutual 151 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:29,060 listen listen I'm doing this 152 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,580 I'm doing something for me..um for us..okay? 153 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,820 I mean I thought you'd be happy for me 154 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,020 you know I'm happy if you are - well I'm happy 155 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:41,940 so 156 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:43,820 we're both happy 157 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:01,780 what are you doin'? - I've decided to give up booze 158 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:07,220 but that's my booze and I haven't - Greg while I'm living here I can't have any temptation around me which is why 159 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,940 I need you to hide this for me - What is it? flour? 160 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,980 you're going gluten free as well 161 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:18,060 That's cocaine - Cocaine? what'd you buy the family size? 162 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:22,860 look just hide it OK, whatever I say to you do not give it to me no matter how much I beg you 163 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,180 don't give in, okay 164 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:26,660 Okay - did you speak to my agent - Yes 165 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,380 and does she have a job for me 166 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:30,140 No 167 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,660 what nothing? no, no adverts, no sponsorship 168 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,900 Greg I need some money you told me that I was going bankrupt 169 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:39,780 I know but you're seen is unreliable since you called that soda machine the "C" word - It was a Cunt 170 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:49,860 other products don't want to be associated with you - I'm etchy - No you're toxic - toxic's cool - It used to be but now no celebrities need to see nice you've got show 171 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,060 empathy and 172 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,860 cellulite and also some people are saying 173 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:55,900 what 174 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:59,700 that you've got anger issues - Who's saying that? I'll kill the fuckers 175 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,220 there's also the substance abuse 176 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,140 at which I am working on...look just gimme my Coke 177 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,260 You told me not to - that was before now I need a bump..give it to me 178 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,380 you said whatever you say to me don't let you have it - give me the bag 179 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:12,260 you spekky twat, give it to me 180 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,060 this is not where I used to be 181 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,020 Yes it is you rake with a face! - Aaahh not the tickling 182 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,220 Give it to me 183 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,300 don't, and I'll get you a job 184 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,260 you said no-one would emply me 185 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,820 give me twenty four hours and I'll find you something 186 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,820 yeah come on please stay strong 187 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,060 sorry for calling you a bug eyed bean pole! 188 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,100 well, it was spekky twat and rake with a face 189 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:40,460 either way, sorry 190 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:49,620 I need a drink 191 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:51,780 sorry 192 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,140 Can I have a word? 193 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,580 remember when you asked me 194 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,620 where the cash for all of this came from 195 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,100 I thought it was our mystery donor 196 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:11,100 Yeah well if I tell you who it is, then..uh..you can't tell anyone 197 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,300 It's Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe 198 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,740 that posh woman who's always falling out of nightclubs 199 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:20,060 all right keep your voice down - why is she interested in the BJC 200 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,260 I thought her kind where only interested in 201 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,220 bottle service and lip filler 202 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:30,380 well she deeply respects me and my organization and she wanted to make a sizable donation to support it 203 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,340 I misjudged her - Yes you did 204 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:37,700 but now she needs all the money back - What? 205 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,540 you know that anti gentry are like... 206 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,460 fickle 207 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,380 we've spent the money - well we'll have to 208 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:46,580 Unspend it - we've got a year's lease on this place 209 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:53,580 We have staff on payroll already - you saying it like it's my fault we all voted for those things - because you promised you could keep us financially independent 210 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:57,420 that's why we turned down a council grant - yeah and you're going to need to go to the council and say 211 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,740 that we want the council grant after all - that ship's sailed Myrna 212 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:02,980 well, we can still get the money back can't we? 213 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,820 we can er, sell the minibus 214 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,340 and er...those ergonomic chairs 215 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,500 and I always said we don't need the rakey guy full time 216 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,700 Myrna those are just the things you can see 217 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,020 We would have to liquidate the organization to get the money back 218 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,060 the BJC will cease to exist 219 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,860 Dad we're in here 220 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,620 Margie, we need to discuss something 221 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,060 you paid off the mortgage - Ta Dah 222 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,300 as of this morning and there was money left 223 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,060 there was? - so I set up a college fund for the kids 224 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,460 Do the kids even want to go to college? - I do 225 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,860 it's Johnnie Walker Red that's your tipple isn't it? 226 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,860 Mom's made your favourite too 227 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,780 meat loaf - well it's sort of shepherd's pie that i 228 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,420 squeezed into a loaf 229 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,300 it's the thought that counts 230 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,740 well it's the deed that counts too, thank you so much Dad 231 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,140 It's the least I can do 232 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,580 what was it that you wanted to discuss? 233 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,020 nothing urgent 234 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,620 My Halloran...hello - Hello yes I'm here hello 235 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,660 can I confirm, you said you're not currently employed 236 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:38,580 is that right? - I.... 237 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,700 ..Um...I...I'm currently 238 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,500 in between jobs yeah but as I said 239 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:44,460 I I have 240 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:50,340 nineteen years of of management experience and I'm confident that I will find fresh employment very soon 241 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:51,180 Yes 242 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,340 I..I've checked with my supervisor 243 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,220 but we can't grant you a loan, I'm sorry 244 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:58,700 why not? 245 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,380 You have no employment 246 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,540 you're heavily mortgaged on your assets 247 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,740 so, we just can't proceed 248 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:06,820 I'm sorry 249 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,500 Do you remember when banks like yours went tits up in ah 250 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,860 2008 and it was taxpayers like me 251 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,180 that bailed you out? - No Sir, I was only six years old 252 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,620 well it's absurd you know it's it's 253 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,500 it's absurd that I'm standing here today 254 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:27,060 and a businessman like me can't get a loan from your bank 255 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,460 but if this was 2007 256 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:33,340 and I and I was a, a unemployed single mother 257 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,380 with three kids and a crack addiction I'd have walked out of your place with a mortgage 258 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,820 and up fucking balloon 259 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,580 is there anything else I can help you with today sir? 260 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,980 like she said, we're only in it for eight weeks 261 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,100 and then we're done 262 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:02,620 Men like this guy from London exploit local kids I know that 263 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,780 er..I'll get to know those kids and when this is over 264 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:09,940 I can help them 265 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,740 If I don't do this, people will get hurt 266 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,660 If dissolve the BJC, the community will get hurt 267 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,180 forty years work wiped out, like that 268 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,380 and I would have killed and man 269 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:32,460 for 270 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,460 your whole life 271 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,020 my life 272 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520 for nothing 273 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:55,620 If....we did do what you suggested 274 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,260 how would it work 275 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,060 What? - the plan you suggested - I don't know 276 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:02,620 we'd 277 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,180 meet with Taylor find out how he operates 278 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:10,660 eight weeks, right, we'd just do what is necessary and then we're out 279 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:14,580 and absolutely no violance - of course 280 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,100 thankyou 281 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:19,460 We're not doing it 282 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:23,020 Do you all know what drugs have done to my Mum? 283 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,900 I understand how you feel - no you don't 284 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,300 you don't or you wouldn't have suggested it in the first place 285 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,900 I wish I didn't have to 286 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,500 You have no idea, my whole life, you have no idea what I've had to do to stop from going down that path 287 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,940 What option do we have? 288 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,300 we make as much money as we can in 8 weeks and we walk away 289 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,180 a brief terrible episode in all our lives 290 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,260 I'd never do anything to hurt you, but The Dean will 291 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:51,420 I'm scared I'm really scared 292 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,780 and I don't want to die 293 00:17:59,420 --> 00:17:59,740 Alright 294 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,780 so we raise the funds 295 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:05,820 how do we launder it? 296 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,540 Guess who's back? 297 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,340 Oh it's not fucking Beryl is it? 298 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,220 I hate that old bitch! 299 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,940 Greg, listen mate we need you 300 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,060 I'm not doing any more money laundering 301 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,900 I got really stressed last time of my eczema broke out 302 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,620 I was scratching my groin so much I got thrown out of Nandos 303 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:32,100 High pockets, we're all friends here that's why 304 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,900 nobody wants to remind you about a certain cupboard of chaos 305 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,940 which if exposed would leave you up shit 306 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,460 creek with your dick in your hand 307 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,620 ah...well actually my dick's already up shit creek in someone else's hand 308 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:48,220 What's that mean? - It means, a bloke who I work with called Spencer Fitzwilliam 309 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,620 already found my cupboard of chaos 310 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,940 and has been blackmailing me with it 311 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:52,980 and making my life hell, so join the queue 312 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,340 West Side 313 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,700 West Side? 314 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,180 leave it to me, I can change his mind 315 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,660 You take over? 316 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,660 She serious? - We need to make money fast 317 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:10,580 you have a way of doing that but who's going to run things for you when you're in prison? - Not you - Oh, then who? 318 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:14,260 because Soul just betrayed you, Spider's out of action 319 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,620 now your whole crew's just some little boys on BMX's 320 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,060 whoa whoa wait, we don't even know I'm set for a stretch 321 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,580 you said this Laurie of yours is good right - I didn't say was good I said 322 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,940 he was free - Nah I aint handing you my line 323 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:26,580 why not 324 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:31,700 because I don't trust you - We're the only one's you can trust, have you ever heard the phrase 325 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:36,740 the enemy of my enemy is my friend? - was it the same guy who said how much wood would a wood chuck chuck? 326 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,860 I spent my whole life trying to stay out of the game 327 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,300 you think I want to be a part of anything you do? 328 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:44,260 look we're all in this together whether we like.... - Naaaah G 329 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,500 You do you and I take care of myself 330 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:52,780 Oh..ha ha really because last night you about this close to being dead before I stepped up and if you don't start trusting me 331 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,780 none of us are getting out of the shit alive 332 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,620 What do you even know about running a line? 333 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,620 Nothing but I'm a quick learner 334 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,140 Square down you fuck me on this 335 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,700 and I will Shawshank my way out of 336 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,260 Pen so fast 337 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,420 Aight? 338 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,980 What you wanna know? 339 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,620 Everything 340 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,180 Aight listen cos I don't like repeating myself 341 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,580 you know what this? - is it, is it a mobile phone? 342 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,540 wrong, it's THE phone, the line 343 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,420 contains numbers for all my customers 344 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,140 so every day I ping out a message 345 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,180 open for business 346 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,220 all the time 347 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,660 for what you need 348 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,100 call 349 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:51,700 the line 350 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,340 Now what? - we wait 351 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,460 you making notes? - Yeah it's just a lot... 352 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,260 You keep everything up here - Sorry 353 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:11,780 Bill what you need? 354 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,580 where you at? 355 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:17,420 what you wearing 356 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,260 Aight soon come 357 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,900 So you take the order and then what? 358 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,260 Then, important 359 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,780 use a different phone to call 360 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,500 whatever runner you think is closest 361 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,580 Yo Bigs, one bag of beans Elswick Road 362 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:40,100 the guys wearing a navy blue tracksuit 363 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,380 you got that? 364 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:43,820 Aight! 365 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,580 and bingo was his name Yo? 366 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,460 Could we meet some of the runners? 367 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,100 What's he doing here? 368 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,500 This is our business adviser 369 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,020 There's some of my runners 370 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,380 Jesus they look barely out of nappies 371 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,140 I recognize that blonde girl, she goes to school with my sister 372 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:50,380 Aaah this is so wrong man - Don't judge, they're only doing it to feed their family same as me 373 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:53,460 What are you doing? 374 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:57,340 Never exit the vehicle, basics - Mmm basics 375 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:04,460 okay so Um, how much does a runner get paid 376 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,700 About 80 quid 377 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,300 Standard? 378 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,340 For everybody? - Depends how much they sell 379 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:12,700 or if they owe money that's set against that 380 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,780 Yo man pulled up, send them away and come here innit 381 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,780 What are we doing? - We're doing what we have to do 382 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,100 what what what is happening? 383 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:26,540 Hey you lot, piss off 384 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,860 The boy who just left took the food 385 00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:33,380 So if there's Feds watching they can't link shit directly to me 386 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,500 What you saying big man, alright Yo 387 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,260 Comes too 388 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:50,860 Anyone complainin' about the quality of the food? - No Cuz 389 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,620 OK.. I think I can get the, the business side of things down but that dialect? 390 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,860 It's going to take a bit of work - Anyone watching you? - Nah Man 391 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:01,580 Anyone on selling? - Nah - No trouble? 392 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,460 MMMmmmm mmm - Nah? - Nah man 393 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:10,780 Four? There should be five? - Bro we sold four hundred 394 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:12,900 Yo big man 395 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,900 You know what happens if you start lyin' to me right? 396 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,980 Yeah I do Bro and I aint lyin' - Yeah? 397 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:22,580 In a bit 398 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,420 What was that about? 399 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:28,700 Nothing. 400 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:31,740 You got to make 'em sweat every now and then innit 401 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,740 Uumm what if he had been lying? 402 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:35,620 Trust me 403 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,420 He knows better than that 404 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:49,460 You've never seen jaws? - No, I've never seen Jaws 405 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,500 I've have seen Jaws 2, 3 and 4 though - Oh 406 00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:53,900 Chuck Tide's out 407 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,300 We take it turns 408 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:22,220 So how do you manage, ah staffing levels? 409 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,060 I only take on people when demand is 410 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:27,980 steady otherwise you're just paying for employees when you don't need them 411 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:28,860 yeah, good 412 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:30,940 Yeah I wish I'd done that 413 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,260 You've quite the business brain 414 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:35,380 You pick it all up on the street? 415 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,060 yeah 416 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,220 Oxford was full innit! 417 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,380 So what have your net profits been over the last Um.. 418 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:45,020 three years? - I've been even at two hundred K 419 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,420 OK...the business isn't growing though is it? 420 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,740 you know they say that a business that isn't 421 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,460 progressing is regressing 422 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,740 that's the big mistake I made 423 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:55,820 Yeah I know dat! 424 00:25:56,860 --> 00:26:00,020 I need to mix it up man - Can't you move into other markets 425 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:03,620 I can't just pick and drop my runners off in another part of Bristol 426 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:05,180 that's where the problems start 427 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,340 Well you're definitely a natural 428 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,420 You ever think about legitimate work? I think you'd ah, go places 429 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,220 Is it safe? 430 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,740 What? 431 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,260 Is it safe? 432 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:43,300 Is what safe? - Special agent Robert Stack 433 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:45,660 Federal Bureau 434 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:47,540 of Investigation 435 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,660 Oh. V-funny chap but you're a bit old to be a stripogram 436 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,540 how much are the Lads paying you? 437 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,260 Your name is Spencer FitzWilliam 438 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,380 You're a lawyer Northcott Mauling correct? 439 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:03,700 What's this about? - On three, leave your wrap 440 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,180 on the bench, stand 441 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:06,620 and follow me 442 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:07,500 One 443 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:08,660 2 Two 444 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:13,220 Three - Can I see your badge again? 445 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:17,220 We need to talk about THE biggest coordinated response 446 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,220 to international money laundering in 447 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:23,140 the FBI history - money laundering? - Keep your goddam voice down - come on 448 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,540 chuck is this a joke? - Joke? See that guy? 449 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,940 that's my colleague Agent Jack Webb 450 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,100 he spent two years traveling 451 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:35,180 across four continents tracing corrupt bankers a bogus cunts 452 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:36,980 with ties to organized crime, Agent Webb 453 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:39,340 missed his own mother's funeral 454 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,180 ask Agent Webb if this is a joke 455 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,740 What's this got to do with me? - Your firm has been compromised 456 00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:46,980 are you clean? 457 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,900 Am I what? - Are you clean? - Yeah yeah, I'm clean 458 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,700 You're impeding an investigation 459 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:54,380 I...I'm not 460 00:27:55,140 --> 00:28:00,540 We have the cooperation of an informant in your office, he's been collating paperwork as part of our 461 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:03,820 evidence. I believe that paperwork is now in your possession 462 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:08,900 Greg Greg Greg's a mole for the FBI? 463 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:12,020 Keep your goddam voice down never say that out loud again 464 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,060 Who put you up to this was it Grunter, or Nadger? 465 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,980 I bet it was Nadger wasn't it? 466 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:20,340 Sometime soon law enforcement will be walking into your place of work 467 00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:23,300 and marching your people out in handcuffs 468 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,380 ask me again if I'm joking 469 00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,700 Where's the paperwork? - yeah, yes - Do you speak english? 470 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,300 yes yes - where's the paperwork? - It's in my car 471 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,500 Easy, let's go - OK 472 00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:42,020 Rita, knock knock - Greg! - I wonder if I can have a quick 473 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:45,020 chat with you about a hypothetical HR scenario 474 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,100 Uumm, I'm actually on my lunch hour at the moment, Greg 475 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:49,500 Um - I can come back 476 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,820 No it's fine, HR is always open! - Oh thank you, thank you! 477 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:57,260 come on in - Um - would you mind just sitting down there please Greg because it's a bit.... 478 00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,460 looming over me like a ghost - Yeah sorry 479 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,780 Yeah I'm just wondering if, 480 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,860 hypothetically a gentleman, you know, 481 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:08,340 who who who works in the office has had conversations with 482 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:10,460 a woman who also works in the office 483 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,500 OK, work conversations or? - Sometimes work 484 00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:15,860 you know but ah they're just general chit-chat 485 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,940 About what? - weather 486 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:20,260 rambling in the peak district 487 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,300 Roger Federer's thighs 488 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,700 Where have these conversations taken place please? 489 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:28,540 Different places Um, lift, kitchen 490 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:31,220 sometimes at the woman's desk - OK 491 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:35,580 Has the er gentleman in question... perched? 492 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:38,380 on the lady's desk at any point? - ah, there might have been a perch - MMmm MMmm 493 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,620 Just hop up there for me a moment would you please 494 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,740 right, so you can see what's, what's happening here? 495 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:52,820 What's happening? - what the lady's having to look at when the gentleman sit's like that at her desk 496 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:55,340 The gentleman's groin is 497 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,180 at the lady's eye level....OK 498 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,460 pop yourself back down please Greg 499 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,500 This is ringing a lot of alarm bells....Um 500 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:08,460 is the Gentleman's superior to the Lady? - No he's got very low self esteem 501 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,700 No I mean in job title or or rank 502 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:13,540 Oh well he's marginally superior I think - right 503 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:14,140 Yeah... 504 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,740 That will put him in the red zone 505 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:22,660 And what is a red zone? - The red zone is where HR would have to consider the man's position 506 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,940 Oh wow, blimey 507 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:31,660 Just to be totally clear, hypothetically the men couldn't make any kind of overture to the woman? - What in the hope of a sexual relationship or? 508 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,220 Yes please! - No absolutely not, No 509 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:35,900 So he couldn't say um, ask her out for a drink or anything? 510 00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:38,660 No no definitely not......if this guy 511 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:41,940 works here which it sounds like he does, whoever he may be 512 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,220 then he will have read our company policy on sexual 513 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,580 and romantic relationships 514 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:51,180 What if he started reading that and he found it a bit heavy going so instead he watched some golfing bloopers on YouTube? 515 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:53,180 Well then he won't know that even 516 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:58,020 consensual relationships between colleagues can lead to disciplinary reaction or dismissal 517 00:30:58,580 --> 00:30:59,220 Dismissal? 518 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:05,220 Hi Greg I'm grabbing a sandwich do you want one? - No 519 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:11,220 This is all of it? - Yeah 520 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:15,980 I assume I don't need to tell you that everything I've said 521 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,140 is confidential, don't even discuss it with Greg the lurch! 522 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,260 Look you've got them now so come on tell me if this 523 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,020 real or what? - Stay in Greg Dillard's good books though... 524 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:25,500 cos, if 525 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,620 the shit hits the fan 526 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:29,940 and he starts pointing fingers 527 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,780 you don't want him pointing at you 528 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,220 Now, you need to call me a cab 529 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:39,860 Yes, yeah of course 530 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:44,100 Do you want, Um, an Uber XL or Lux? 531 00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:46,420 that be a Lux yeah 532 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,180 A bit nicer for you 533 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:50,780 7 minutes 534 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:55,780 I aint pleading guilty Bro - Then you'll do twice the prison time 535 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,020 Listen, I got too much stuff going on right now to be sittin' in a prison cell 536 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:01,980 You violated your probation you're going down there's nothing I can do about that 537 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,140 what I can do is reduce the amount of time you do 538 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:04,620 Tea? 539 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,100 Can I make you one in a minute? I'm just in the middle of something 540 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:09,660 Sorry I'm asking would you like a cup of tea? 541 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:11,380 Yes please 542 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:13,020 Pleasure chap, would you like one? 543 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,060 Got any Ginseng? 544 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,180 Alright so how long am I looking at if I plead not guilty 545 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:27,780 A year maybe two, but plead guilty and I can get that down to a few months - A few months? 546 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:31,020 What kind of waste man lawyer are you? 547 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:35,260 Bad news, no Ginseng but do have 548 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:39,020 Mint, Green, Lapsang Souchong, Oolong 549 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,100 or lemon ginger and Manuka honey 550 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,460 Surprise me 551 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:45,900 biscuit? biscuit? 552 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,140 I'll have a biscuit 553 00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:50,260 Nah I'm good Bro - One biscuit for Greg-O-Laughs 554 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:50,940 My liege 555 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:57,780 So what you gonna do? 556 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,460 Hi pockets 557 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:13,020 you're up shit creek but I found your paddle 558 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:20,140 You put it back! 559 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:24,940 Thank you, thank you so much - Comes with a few strings attached 560 00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:27,660 I knew it would I knew it would when you presented it like a quiz show 561 00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:30,180 I'm not doing any more money laundering I told you that already 562 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,820 I can't handle another criminal conviction or another flaky crotch so do your worst 563 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:35,620 I'd rather take my chances - Fine 564 00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:36,540 here take it 565 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:39,460 but 566 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:42,780 say goodbye Ronnie and Ben 567 00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:44,780 Why you leaving early? half day? 568 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,740 No, they're dead, just killed them 569 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,300 What are you talking about? - This gangster up in London 570 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:53,100 we need to repay back all his dough and wash it 571 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:54,740 or he's gonna clip them 572 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:58,780 and everybody they care about - Clip them? Who's this gangster? 573 00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,900 Edward G Robinson? - We're behind the eight-ball here 574 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,800 We need your help - Is he serious? - Yeah! 575 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:07,540 I thought all the money was spent? - We're gonna earn it back 576 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:10,940 How? - Running Christian Taylor's operation while he's inside 577 00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:13,380 Jesus Christ - None of us wanna be doing this - No 578 00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:17,300 We're in trouble Mate - Big trouble 579 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:32,860 Good?.....OK 580 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,700 Alright so his customer base is loyal 581 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:43,780 but it's small, If we're going to make anywhere near the kind of money we need to make in the time we have we need to find new markets, 582 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,940 new customers and we need to do it quick 583 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:49,700 How do we do that? - Marketing - Marketing? - Yeah 584 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:54,540 We have to find people who would buy drugs and we need to let them know that we are here and 585 00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,220 we are open for business - Oh what so we just 586 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,900 put an advert in the Yellow Pages yeah? 587 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,100 Class A drugs available, Oh no I'll tell you what, 588 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:03,780 let's put class A A A and then we'll go straight to the front! 589 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:06,060 Obviously we can't run adverts 590 00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:06,615 How do Companies 591 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,980 normally reach customers? 592 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:11,700 Direct marketing, but that that involves mailing lists 593 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:14,220 names, numbers, e-mail addresses 594 00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:19,060 BJC must have a mailing list - No, no way are we targeting my people 595 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:22,700 well you know you lefty hypocrites you're actually the perfect kind of customer 596 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,620 you won't touch palm oil because of deforestation but 597 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:26,780 you'll happily snort 598 00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:29,220 cocaine that's been smuggled up some peasants Mimsy 599 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:33,540 Firstly there is no way I'm exploiting 40 years of trust in the BJC 600 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,300 and secondly 601 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:37,500 "Mimsy"? - So what other choice do we have? 602 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,580 No-one wants to be doing this 603 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:44,100 Well what about Gabby? surely everyone in her phone is a potential customer 604 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,780 What about her music festival, isn't there a mailing list for that? 605 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:48,620 I'm not bringing Gabby into this 606 00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:52,900 You don't have to bring her into it, you just have to get the details off her phone - And you live with her so 607 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:56,060 I'm sure that should be easy enough - What about you? you work in a nightclub 608 00:35:56,180 --> 00:36:00,020 I bet their mailing list is full of drug heads - No, no my manager is proper paranoid 609 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:00,380 He keeps 610 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:02,700 his office door locked, computer password protected 611 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,860 Nah there's no way I'd get in there - Find a way! 612 00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:09,380 You get Gabby's mailing list, you get the BJC's 613 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:12,500 How? It's on Clair's computer - Figure it out 614 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:16,260 Who put you in charge? - Yeah what you going to contribute? 615 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,500 Students 616 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,460 Students, they love to party don't they? 617 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:32,900 We have a major university right here in the city, that is twenty thousand potential buyers right there 618 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:36,020 But none of us are students - No but you look like you are 619 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:23,500 Who do I speak to about volunteering? 620 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:30,380 if you take every sausage the average person would eat in a lifetime, put it together in will actually reach 621 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,220 to the moon 622 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:34,220 You need to watch a documentary from Food Inc. 623 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:36,460 You you will never meat again 624 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,140 I won't go near the stuff, it's the smoking of today 625 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:39,780 Excuse me 626 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:42,220 Um, are you organizing the frat party? 627 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:46,860 That was my idea, Um you missed the early bird wrist bands okay, tickets are now thirty five a pop 628 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,860 You'll get two free Jagers and entry to the wet "T" shirt competition 629 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,300 Where the the contestants 630 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:52,620 all men 631 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,340 Uh, I was hoping I could volunteer 632 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,300 yeah you can 633 00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:01,300 man a hose - No, no with the uh organisation 634 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:02,300 of the party 635 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,980 Most freshers just want to get wasted 636 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:05,580 Not me 637 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:10,300 I, I enjoy planning more than, partying 638 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:23,620 This is Greg 639 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,020 He works for Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe 640 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:30,580 She comes in here...a lot - Oh the Lady's got great taste 641 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,500 Not if she comes in here she hasn't 642 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:34,140 But she does have a great Arse! 643 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,340 I'll be sure to pass that on 644 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:37,900 I don't know if you're aware that aside from her arse 645 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,140 she's also got one point two million followers on social media 646 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:41,980 I don't use the internet much 647 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:44,580 except for sports results and wankin' 648 00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:46,380 Well it's good to have hobbies 649 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:50,220 Can I suggest that perhaps you give her Ladyship and quick Google 650 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:51,700 I think you'd be quite interested in, er 651 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,340 what you find 652 00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:04,100 Is Lady Gabby single? because 653 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,300 my wife's just left me again I'm on the hunt 654 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,180 She is right up my street classic 655 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:13,620 well Lady Gabby is actually a member of the LGBT community 656 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:14,460 What she's a Leso? 657 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:18,300 What a waste? - yeah or you'd have been in with a shot! 658 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:20,940 Not very lady-like is she? Her Ladyship 659 00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:23,700 smashing up cars, keying cars, what's she got against cars? 660 00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:25,700 Well, she's what we called "edgy" 661 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,340 Well round here we'd call her a bitch 662 00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:28,860 Well I'll be sure to pass that on 663 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:31,340 What's your proposition? 664 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,460 Well what if Lady Gabby was to tell her one point two million followers that she's going to make a live personal appearance in your 665 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:37,140 club this evening 666 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:39,060 To do what? 667 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:40,860 Wave and stuff? 668 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:45,300 How much? 669 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:15,700 Look after my Range like it's your own nut sack 670 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:18,540 I see so much as of crisp wrapper in the cup holder 671 00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:19,860 speak for you 672 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:23,220 Guard that line with your life 673 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,660 because it's worth way more 674 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:26,820 You feel me? 675 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:29,900 Yeah I feel you 676 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,980 People say she destroyed the welfare state 677 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:53,820 public spending went up every year under Thatcher 678 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:57,660 In 82 to 83 the government was spending 48% of the GDP 679 00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:00,020 that's more than in any year under Tony Blair 680 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:01,140 or Gordon Brown 681 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:04,260 Thanks Tom 682 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:10,300 Poor bloke, what's he like 60? If I wind up 683 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:11,500 doing that when I'm his age, shoot me yeah? 684 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,780 What's wrong with what he's doing? - No nothing I just think 685 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:21,980 one can aspire to a little bit more than collecting other people's crap all your life 686 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,940 Why? - If all you did everyday 687 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,340 is mop latrines, empty bins for minimum wage 688 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,220 why wouldn't you shoot yourself? 689 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:31,980 What you studying? - I'm doing a PHD 690 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:34,700 in applied Micro Economics - and what you gonna do when you 691 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,780 finish? - write, teach, like to be an academic 692 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:40,500 like father - right so your gonna spend 693 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:45,420 5 years? studying Micro Economics and write some 694 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:50,580 obscure academic text book that half a dozen people read 695 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:55,860 and then spend your life teaching Micro Economics so that other people can do the same thing, is that right? 696 00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:00,260 ssss..you're saying academia is not as worthy pursuit? - I'm saying academia is 697 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,060 masturbation in a corduroy jacket 698 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,060 What are you going to do with your life then? 699 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:07,540 I dunno 700 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:11,420 It's not an answer - It's honest 701 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,740 I don't know, I just know I wanna live 702 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:15,420 like.....really live 703 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:20,420 I get that, I just got back from interrailing.. 704 00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:23,100 never felt more alive 705 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,420 Lawrence Chartney by the way, Union President 706 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,300 Rani Rekowski 707 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,660 There anything else I can help? with I'm actually 708 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:36,060 really good at computers - oh actually 709 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:37,500 yes 710 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,260 One two, check one two 711 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:46,020 Oh, let me take that for you your Ladyship 712 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:50,420 Feel free to leave anything you like in here, it's very secure 713 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:52,260 you could even get changed in here 714 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,060 if you like, that camera don't work 715 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:58,180 when you chatted about us on your twitter and whatnot 716 00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:00,900 we sold over eighty percent of our tickets 717 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:05,460 in one hour this place will be chock-a-block with over two thousand people 718 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,580 all here to see you - Two thousand? 719 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,020 Yeah, all getting pissed off hopefully 720 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:13,900 What what do I have to do? - Just walk on the stage wave and 721 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,180 giveaway some "T" shirts 722 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,100 On on that stage? - Yeah 723 00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:21,420 Let's talk financials 724 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,860 You weren't lying, nice work 725 00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:03,700 Next could you consolidate this into one super column for me? - Ah huh 726 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,460 You know if there's something you need to, you know 727 00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,100 get on with - Hey thanks for really giving it to me 728 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:10,980 earlier 729 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:12,540 that holds barred 730 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,820 You know there's a lot of smart people in this place but most them struggle to keep up with me but not you - Mmmm 731 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:19,740 Namaste - Namaste 732 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:22,740 Can I ask you a personal question? 733 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:25,580 Shut me down immediately if this is out of order 734 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,620 but I would love to converse further 735 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,300 Can I get your "detes"? 736 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,580 My "detes"? - Short for details 737 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:34,260 Not by much! 738 00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:35,300 What are you saying? 739 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:37,740 Yeah, OK, sure 740 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:38,700 Great! 741 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,940 So what are you studying here by the way? 742 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,820 Uumm, math...matics and physics - Yeah? 743 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,260 I do maths as my undergrad - Really, it's 744 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:50,660 ..neat, it's great - How are you finding it so far? 745 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:53,060 Proffesor Sturridge is a bit of a hard arse right? 746 00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:55,540 Is he? I hadn't noticed, Um 747 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:57,420 She is 748 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:02,820 Oh yeah yeah yeah sorry just seemed to have low-cushedme - ha ha ha 749 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:10,620 Ah, we're going to head the bar for some drinks and I think you should join 750 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,740 yeah I just really, you know I want to break the 751 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:16,420 back at this but then I'll be I'll be straight down 752 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:17,580 That's a great work ethic 753 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:23,180 Yeah whatever it is you choose to do in life I can tell You're going to crush it! 754 00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:27,660 I'll see you down there 755 00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:39,550 Mailing list, come on 756 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,580 What is it? - John I'm at the you know where 757 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:59,800 trying to get the you know what off of Gail's computer - Lovely, why are you calling me? - Because I don't use computers 758 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,460 I've just literally spent the last 45 minutes trying to turn the damn thing on! 759 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:06,050 Where's the mailing list? - How could I possibly know that? 760 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,620 Well you use computers don't you? 761 00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:10,660 Yeah I have yes not that exact one 762 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:16,690 What's on the screen? - A waterfall - Are there folders with with waterfall? 763 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:17,860 Folders? - Yeah 764 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:22,140 The little icons that look like folders - No there are no folders 765 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:26,800 I just told you it's just a waterfall - Then you're looking at a screen saver - A what? 766 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:33,800 Ladies and Gentlemen Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe 767 00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:39,300 She's on, what's she waiting for? - She's just getting in the zone, just give her a second 768 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:41,620 Do you know what a mouse is? 769 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:42,980 Yeah, yes 770 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:44,820 I know what a mouse is - Jiggle it 771 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:49,220 Oooh...right....yes 772 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:52,580 Now that's done somethin' so now the screen is purple and grey 773 00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:56,140 and there are lots of little folders 774 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,180 Now what? 775 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,700 Look for one that says mailing list 776 00:47:05,710 --> 00:47:07,620 or something like that, my pork chop 777 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,660 is getting cold by the ways 778 00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,020 Mail out, right there's one 779 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,180 called mail out, could that be it? 780 00:47:14,060 --> 00:47:15,300 Could be - Now what? 781 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,260 Now drag and drop it onto your USB 782 00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:23,340 You ready? - I can't do it 783 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:26,700 Yeah you can, he's paying you fifteen hundred quid 784 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,980 per club...and he's got 5 clubs 785 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:32,060 that's seven and a half grand, almost pays off your bar tab! 786 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:36,860 what does drag and drop mean? - Christ, my Mother-in-Law can drag and drop and she's 92 787 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:39,380 and blind just put the arrow over the folder 788 00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:40,340 put the arrow, the arrow 789 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:47,780 How do I do that? - with the mouse, put the arrow over the folder with the mouse 790 00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:50,220 Do not fucking shout at me 791 00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:58,020 Hi, Imran Hi, this may be nothing but 792 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,620 this new fresh has just volunteered at the student union 793 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,660 and something smells a bit off 794 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:05,940 about her, would you mind just searching to see if she's actually a student here? 795 00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:07,900 her name is Rani Rekowski 796 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,460 Oh damn I left my phone and my coat 797 00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:14,180 in your office 798 00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:16,020 Nah it's cool, I'll go 799 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:17,940 Oh - Cheers 800 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,800 the arrow is now 801 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:32,540 over the folder 802 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,580 Now what? - now press and hold the button on the mouse 803 00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:37,260 Right 804 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:49,660 B-I-G 805 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:52,220 Big drugs fly 806 00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:13,860 without releasing the button, drag it 807 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,100 into your USB 808 00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,700 What is a USB? - What's a US........? 809 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,020 There's no trace of her, anywhere? 810 00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:27,180 Will you come with me while I have a little conflab with her? 811 00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:30,820 How many eggs do you have a week? 812 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:36,300 It's frozen...come on..come on 813 00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:38,060 see exactly, this is the problem 814 00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:38,420 with..... 815 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:40,620 Stay where you are I'm coming over 816 00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:46,900 watch this documentary 817 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:48,780 you'll never eat meat again 818 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,500 can I get triple vodka with tonic please 819 00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:23,460 In fact just hold the tonic - Of course, I'll stick it on your tab 820 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:26,820 Is that wise, no drink or drugs remember 821 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,300 I need it - No you don't 822 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:33,460 I can't go out there sober, I dont sing I don't dance I don't act I don't do anything I 823 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:36,460 I'm like an appendix - It doesn't matter, they just wanna 824 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,100 stare at you and take pictures 825 00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:39,540 like an accident on the motorway 826 00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:40,340 Really? - Yeah 827 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:45,380 just think of yourself as a as a family of four who've had a head on collision with an eighteen wheeler 828 00:50:46,060 --> 00:50:46,540 Yeah, this is, this is 829 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:48,860 making me feel better keep talking 830 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,540 they've cut Mum and the kids but it doesn't 831 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:51,380 look like Dad's gonna make it 832 00:50:53,340 --> 00:50:53,660 Thank you 833 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:55,300 What's up darlings? How are we all tonight? Who wants some free shit? You need to shout it louder, who wants some free shit? 834 00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:45,500 It's gonna take hours to text all numbers we've got 835 00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,940 No it won't, we can automate an SMS mail out from this laptop, I did a 836 00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:51,380 quick Google research and found some open source Robo-text software 837 00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:54,980 Wat did she just say? - So what's our message going to be? 838 00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:58,140 Oh Hi there we've got some lovely Cocaine for sale - We need code words 839 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:01,300 What about Um... "grown up sweeties" - Well that just sounds PW doesn't it! 840 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:05,740 We need a euphemism that appeals to middle class users 841 00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:09,660 who...get the cocaine out at dinner parties - Colombian after eats? 842 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,860 Throw in the words fair trade and organic 843 00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:12,460 No can do 844 00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:16,820 If you call a product organic when it hasn't been certified by an official body you're actually breaking the law 845 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,860 oh right because we don't want our cocaine 846 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:28,620 - breaking the law - This is never going to work what we just gonna send out spam and hope that someone replies? - Listen, flyers cold calling you looking at a two to three percent success rate 847 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:31,180 What about referrals? - Forty to fifty percent 848 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,620 OK so we just need a few 849 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:34,820 bites to get word of mouth going 850 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:36,660 And what if we accidentally message a policeman? 851 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:40,620 Well no policeman's making extra work for themselves by chasing down an anonymous text 852 00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:44,660 Well what if we accidentally message a do gooder who then notifies a policeman? 853 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:48,660 Myrn's, do you notify a policeman every time you get spam e-mail from some 854 00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:50,260 Nigerian Prince? 855 00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:53,740 Don't - and we're using burner phones so they won't be able 856 00:53:53,820 --> 00:53:54,780 trace it back to us 857 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,900 Coffee - I'd love a coffee mate thanks - No, that's our codeword 858 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,380 Flat white for coke, espresso for crack 859 00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:06,700 single short, double shot, how many bags you want? 860 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:09,500 Sounds good! 861 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:11,140 Well it's gonna do, yeah 862 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:24,900 Godspeed 863 00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:50,300 Shall we order some actual coffees? 864 00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:52,460 Yeah good shout 865 00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:56,100 Oh shit the bed 866 00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:05,860 What's your need? 867 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:07,900 This message 868 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:09,340 Is it what I think it is? 869 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,460 It is - How do I know you're not police? 870 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:16,180 Well unless you're planning on buying a couple kilos police on interested in you 871 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:20,180 Fair enough, two flat whites and a double espresso please 872 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,340 Where are you at? - Makepeace Avenue 873 00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:26,140 Someone will be along shortly 874 00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:27,700 Tell your friends - Er...OK 875 00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:30,580 Bye...er..uh 876 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:54,580 Hello 877 00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:56,460 Yeah what you want? 878 00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,620 Where are you at? - What coffees do you require? 879 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,580 The second.....and you? 880 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,460 And where are you at? - Where are you? 881 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:24,580 Yeah focal point - What you wearing? 882 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:27,020 I don't mean that in a sexy way, I just mean you know 883 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,620 What you wearing so we can identify you 884 00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:29,980 When seconds count 885 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:34,900 We'll be with you in about 15 - OK bye 886 00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:37,020 besides it's dark 887 00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:38,620 Spread the word OK?